Augie

Don't even say that, because I love Southwest.

They have the best flight times, the best bag policy. They are so family friendly. I love their pretzels.

They have the best flight times, the best bag policy. They are so family friendly. I love their pretzels.

They have the best flight times, the best bag policy. They are so family friendly. I love their pretzels.

They offer Coke Zero. Another point.

They offer Coke Zero. Another point.

They offer Coke Zero. Another point.

And they're just so kind.

And they're just so kind.

And they're just so kind.

And their flight attendants can be... A bit sassy. A bit sassy. They were sassy to people in front of us on the way to Vegas.

And their flight attendants can be... A bit sassy. A bit sassy. They were sassy to people in front of us on the way to Vegas.

And their flight attendants can be... A bit sassy. A bit sassy. They were sassy to people in front of us on the way to Vegas.

And they're so sweet to our kids too. Yeah, that's true. They're always like trying to give us extra pretzels. Anyway, so don't think that we dislike Southwest, but we have lost bags a couple of times.

And they're so sweet to our kids too. Yeah, that's true. They're always like trying to give us extra pretzels. Anyway, so don't think that we dislike Southwest, but we have lost bags a couple of times.

And they're so sweet to our kids too. Yeah, that's true. They're always like trying to give us extra pretzels. Anyway, so don't think that we dislike Southwest, but we have lost bags a couple of times.

I'm out in the car in between two kids in their car seats. My mom's in the front seat and I know trouble is coming because this freaking dude on a Segway with a little neon yellow vest and a freaking whistle like Paul Blart, except the unfriendly version, is just going up and down the arrivals area yelling at people.

I'm out in the car in between two kids in their car seats. My mom's in the front seat and I know trouble is coming because this freaking dude on a Segway with a little neon yellow vest and a freaking whistle like Paul Blart, except the unfriendly version, is just going up and down the arrivals area yelling at people.

I'm out in the car in between two kids in their car seats. My mom's in the front seat and I know trouble is coming because this freaking dude on a Segway with a little neon yellow vest and a freaking whistle like Paul Blart, except the unfriendly version, is just going up and down the arrivals area yelling at people.

And sure enough, he heads right for my mom's car and says through the open window, Ma'am, you have one minute before I write you a citation. That's the only thing he says. He's yelling at her. And first of all, don't yell at my sweet mother. I'm gonna get a little feisty.