Austin

I promise it's not that.

I just, you know, if you come home, I'll promise you that I'll make sure you have some cherry.

Oh.

Okay.

Baby, I have about five minutes until my next meeting, so I can't tell if you're down right now.

Do you want me to bring you some cereal before I come home?

Because you're high, I don't quite understand what's happening.

I just really want your Froot Loops, you know what I'm saying?

Austin, did you take another blazecation today and just smoke weed all day?

Because this is like the fourth time you've called in sick this month.

And I love you, but I'm super busy right now.

And I just, I don't have time to deal with this.

And I don't understand what you're saying.

And what?

No, baby, I promise it's not another blazecation, right?

I'm just trying to make my mini weed get a cap and crunch.

You know what I'm saying, baby?

Okay, please don't make my mom be right about you.

You're calling in sick and smoking weed, and I've got to get to this meeting, okay?

I don't have time for this.