Ava
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You wanted it to be a weird torture thing?
I was trying to be casual, but failed.
The way these are phrased is so funny.
EILISH JACK TOOK HIS KIDNEYS! HOLY SHIT! IT TOOK HIS KIDNEYS! IT TOOK HIS FUCKING KIDNEYS!
He's like, you get it, my cock? It's my cock.
What is happening, dude? He follows Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, and John Mulaney?
I'm trying to explore your second story.
You want me? You want to be a second story? I'll crawl into your red room. Eric, Eric walks in naked to a cafe, lays on the table.
I know, I know who you are. I've seen you before. You think you're better than me? You think you're better than me because your house only has one floor?
I feel like the house would just be like, I don't want to fucking eat you.
It's like the loudest you've ever heard. Click, click, click, click.
You've got a lot of glasses. He says he's got a lot of glasses.
Benjron Goldbloom would love an Oakland Raiders hat.
You're so right. The audience should lighten up a little bit, huh? Maybe let Isaiah and Hunter experience the story. I mean, it's not like they're trying to condone Tommy Taffy's actions. They seem quite opposed.
As a matter of fact, they don't like child abuse at all, if you ask me.
Well, I guess I'll camp out here another night. I guess I'll maybe hope the dream catcher isn't demonic. Maybe I'll drop a nice bath. I mean, I have the robe, after all, and it's purple. And I have a gun. I have a gun.
Since it's science, I was too busy asking if they could. They never stopped asking if they should.
Shark pool float, get out of my house.
Are we getting punked? Highway to Hell!
Highway to hell. Oh, God! I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna take you down. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay. I was caught in the middle of a railroad track.
And I ran. Then I knew there was no turning back. Thunder. And I ran. And I thought, what could I do? Thunder. Then I knew there was no help, no help from you.
I just want to get to part where I say, You be... Yeah, the whole time is you sitting there and you're just like, You've been... You've never shut the trap door?
Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Yes. Oh, my gosh. I, dude.
Yes! Yes! Oh my gosh! Yes! They did it!
As he said that, he pulled out a business card for the monster hunters.
I'm like a dairy farmer from the 40s.
Okay, he didn't grow up with, like, the worst excuse for horror. Okay, he said, you know what?
one snow cone please yeah exactly it won't be about a child predator because it'll be about that for sure
That's great. Hold on. Where's where's Kayla? Where's Kayla? Where's Kayla? Okay. I'll just leave it on. Hello.
Of course.
Wow.
Yes. So I'm calling to see if I need to sell my car or not, for your opinion. Okay. What do you all want it? I owe, well, it's my car. I owe $7,000 on it. And my wife has one for $8,000 as well. I'd be owed $8,000.
Together, our household income is, after taxes, about $83,000. Is this the only debt? No, I also have a $2,000 credit from a home security and $23,000 in student loans. Okay.
It's actually newer, and it's smaller, and we have a child. Got it. We were expecting another one, but not anymore. But we have a... We have a child and maybe more soon.
Before I was getting out of debt, just a couple months. We've done a good amount, about over $6,000, I think. How long have y'all been married? Been married two years.
Oh, very recently. I'm so sorry. Yeah, a couple months ago, about two months ago. Yeah.
Yeah, that's why I only did mine.
I do have one thing to add, though.
We do also have 17,000 just sitting in our bank account right now. Oh, well.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's great because I'm a teacher that's very involved in marching.
100%.
$25,000.