Aviva DeKornfeld

And I was like, was she reading?

They're romance novels.

Like these were sexy books.

And so I like picked them up and I started like flipping through them.

And I just remember it being like graphic in the way that it like described genitals.

Like it was like, it wasn't just like, and then we went to the bedroom.

It was like, like, you know what I mean?

It was like that sort.

And I was like, oh, oh, okay.

I was like, are those all smut?

The whole book is just her wanting to have sex with this man.

That's the entire book.

The murder is almost never mentioned.

They're just walking around this town trying to find out if the murder.

The entire time she's just like, this man is so hot.

She literally had to make up so much plot.

Like this is so central to the plot.

I remember thinking like, damn, grandma doesn't give that much of a shit about the narrative.

And I'm like, no, grandma was making up a narrative because like half of the plot was about these people having sex.

So you want me to read this passage?