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How do they make scotch eggs?

But we don't Google it.

Crucially, we cannot Google this thing.

crucially we must get to the bottom of it in the most long-winded way possible yeah yeah steven merchant's helping you out obviously of course because he's going around kitchens that make scotch eggs and he's taking photos with his mind yes when he takes photos with his mind does he like yeah do a thing with his face so you know he's taking the photo that's quite nice a very long noise yeah yeah yeah yes that's good he does have quite long eyelids

So that's useful.

I do want it on record that I love Stephen Merchant more than anything.

I love him.

I love his eyes.

They're almost like sunken.

You know, he looks pensive, but also quite blase.

How do you get that balance?

To look like a Deziko, but also he looks ancient.

Like an ancient oracle.

he just looks like he has he knows things yes yeah oh and he's so funny yeah he is funny guy very talented man yeah I just yeah he's he has to he's got to be he's got to be my my helper in Jonathan in the Jonathan Creek reboot yeah who do you want to do the voice of the dog can I be silly yeah yeah Chris Morris that'd be good

He'd never do it.

He'd absolutely never do it.

Yeah, a very, very, very clever dog.

It's something he could do.

That's a genius.

I want the Scotch egg.