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Don't let me bring you in this shit.
What up, white people? How y'all doing? Yeah, y'all having fun? Have your fun now while there's still no black pickleball players. Because, I mean, I saw Jackie Robinson. I saw Tiger Woods. You guys are gonna be pissed when you see a black guy dunk a pickleball. And while we're on the topic of dunking, the WNBA. All those girls are, they can cross me over.
That doesn't mean I wanna watch them make a layup. I just think they'd have a lot more viewers if they started playing shirts versus skins. Like one rule, Brittany Griner's always gonna be on shirts. Tell that kid to put his titties away. I was thinking about this the other day.
All right, I was thinking about... Don't ask me why I was thinking about this. I might ask you why.
I mean, why are all dildos circumcised? It's...
I just finished jacking off. And I was looking and I was like, man, why is it circumcised? I was like, who owns Big Dildo? Like, is it the Jews?
Yeah, I've been on before.
I'm a mechanical designer. I make desks and shit. Okay. How long have you been doing stand-up? Probably about like a year and a half. Year and a half.
Yeah, white people just keep making new sports until black people get good at it. Right.
Yeah. You just started doing like fucking four square with a net and shit and like spike ball. You guys like spike ball? Yeah. You're Mexican, my bad.
Man, I've been going to baseball games. This dude recognized me from the show at the baseball game. Wow. He's just like, I'm getting a beer, and he's like, yo, hammock. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was one of your jokes. No, it's, all right. Why would he call you hammock? We found out in the interview that I sleep in a hammock. That's right.
Yeah. Wow, you love it. Yeah. You love it. Yeah, I love it. I can't sleep any other way.
At this point, yeah. It's been too long. How long has it been? It's been like two years, I think. It's been... It's been like two years, still in there.
Yeah, actually, believe it or not, I go to the gym. And when I go to the gym, I lay down and, like, stretch my back. And every single time, I just lay flat. And I'm like, wow, this feels good.
Yeah, I still live with my grandpa.
Sometimes I get cold, we cuddle.
In a totally different room. Right. Oh, it's inside. It's an indoor hammock.
Yeah, yeah, I got my own. It's a hammock room, not a bedroom.
Yeah, I'm trying to go to spots every chance I get around town.
Usually the reaction is like, all right, I can make this work. Wow.
Yeah, no, my type is low-hanging fruit, though. Boom.
Yes, yes, that's correct, Red Band. Oh, you remember.
Where can people see you? Do you do stand-up here? Yeah, I do stand up at small bars around town.
Probably like 10 minutes, yeah. Loved having you do a short set at the Secret Show.
You got a small one last time?
I already had one. You took it away.
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Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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