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I just finished jacking off. And I was looking and I was like, man, why is it circumcised? I was like, who owns Big Dildo? Like, is it the Jews?

I just finished jacking off. And I was looking and I was like, man, why is it circumcised? I was like, who owns Big Dildo? Like, is it the Jews?

Yeah, I've been on before.

Yeah, I've been on before.

Yeah, I've been on before.

I'm a mechanical designer. I make desks and shit. Okay. How long have you been doing stand-up? Probably about like a year and a half. Year and a half.

I'm a mechanical designer. I make desks and shit. Okay. How long have you been doing stand-up? Probably about like a year and a half. Year and a half.

I'm a mechanical designer. I make desks and shit. Okay. How long have you been doing stand-up? Probably about like a year and a half. Year and a half.

Yeah, white people just keep making new sports until black people get good at it. Right.

Yeah, white people just keep making new sports until black people get good at it. Right.

Yeah, white people just keep making new sports until black people get good at it. Right.

Yeah. You just started doing like fucking four square with a net and shit and like spike ball. You guys like spike ball? Yeah. You're Mexican, my bad.

Yeah. You just started doing like fucking four square with a net and shit and like spike ball. You guys like spike ball? Yeah. You're Mexican, my bad.

Yeah. You just started doing like fucking four square with a net and shit and like spike ball. You guys like spike ball? Yeah. You're Mexican, my bad.

Man, I've been going to baseball games. This dude recognized me from the show at the baseball game. Wow. He's just like, I'm getting a beer, and he's like, yo, hammock. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was one of your jokes. No, it's, all right. Why would he call you hammock? We found out in the interview that I sleep in a hammock. That's right.

Man, I've been going to baseball games. This dude recognized me from the show at the baseball game. Wow. He's just like, I'm getting a beer, and he's like, yo, hammock. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was one of your jokes. No, it's, all right. Why would he call you hammock? We found out in the interview that I sleep in a hammock. That's right.

Man, I've been going to baseball games. This dude recognized me from the show at the baseball game. Wow. He's just like, I'm getting a beer, and he's like, yo, hammock. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? That was one of your jokes. No, it's, all right. Why would he call you hammock? We found out in the interview that I sleep in a hammock. That's right.

Yeah. Wow, you love it. Yeah. You love it. Yeah, I love it. I can't sleep any other way.

Yeah. Wow, you love it. Yeah. You love it. Yeah, I love it. I can't sleep any other way.

Yeah. Wow, you love it. Yeah. You love it. Yeah, I love it. I can't sleep any other way.