Bald Bryan
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But in the old days, they would use forceps.
In fact, I have a little scar on my eyebrow because I was a forcep baby where they had to, like, yank me out a little bit.
So some doctors still do that.
But I guess because of liability and stuff, obviously people are very cesarean happy.
And you can schedule it.
I mean, instead of a doctor having to be by your side for two days and not knowing when or it being the middle of the night,
They can just say, show up at 10.30.
We'll cut the baby out.
Mine took nine minutes.
Right, yeah.
Where is that kid?
They fix him.
Yeah, for your lunch.
You're veering dangerously far away from my baby.
We'll get back to your womb.
I've given birth to a human being.
A child.
My boobs are keeping alive.
Oh, yeah.
Please, I just keep thinking about that country singer who did Celebrity Apprentice and his cause was... Two seconds.