Bald Bryan

It's very, you're so, I mean, when we were driving home from the hospital, we have this tiny, tiny creature and we're in charge of it.

And I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I've never had a child before.

And at that time I can, you know, she had a, your wife had a C-section too.

So you're still kind of recovering and it's terrifying because the stakes are so high.

It was in you, and it was out of you.

And you're madly in love with this creature, which makes it terrifying that you would screw up.

Yeah, but I will say, again, because I love your wife, and by the way, follow her on Twitter at LynetteCTweets.

Oh, yes.

She...

A lot of people say to you, you know, just appreciate this time.

Just really, because it's going to fly by and just, you know, you'll never be able to go back and just love this time.

Are you fucking crazy?

Like, I'm not going to want to go back to when the child was one month old and has to be fed every two hours.

I mean, I love him and I would throw myself in front of a car for him.

You know you have to do it.

Thank you.

And I felt better when I sort of figured out, no, a lot of moms are really overwhelmed and tired and frustrated and depressed.

You don't know how to put your baby to sleep yet.

You don't really know.