Barbara Scully

But what about the shoes and socks?

Do I leave them on or off?

And then I thought, no, take the shoes off because it's not polite to lie in anybody's bed with your shoes on.

But should the socks come off or should the socks stay on?

Because socks off looks like I'm trying to be sexy and socks on looks kind of I feel a bit stupid.

But anyway, I decided to go with stupid.

Left the socks on.

And then this goes down really well on my show because we all still do it.

The last piece that you take off is your knickers.

And what do you do?

You hide them.

You stick them in the pocket or underneath your clothes because God forbid the fellow who's going to be staring up your fanny might actually see your knickers.

That would be a disaster.

So, you know, again, it's just the ridiculousness of that.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I was watching, actually, it's interesting because, as I mentioned, I'm diabetic.

Sorry, every six months I go and get my bloods done.

Dave said it like ten times.

Sorry, yeah.

We all know you're diabetic.