Barrett Wilbert Weed

He's so sexy.

It is.

And then like something happened where my brain settled and I was just like, oh, I do think it's I do think it's an age thing because when I won't name names, but there I did a show once and there was a girl a decade younger than me and she was in the dating game and she was like,

well this one guy he's like he has a really good career and he's really smart and he has his own plays and blah blah blah but this other guy's like he's a singer and he's such a good singer and I'm like and to me the like 30 something is like surely you're out of your fucking mind maybe it is frontal lobe development it totally is it totally is or not even that it's just like you're what you think is important at the time it's like I promise you if John Mayer hasn't gotten married yet like

Maybe there's an issue.

Maybe there's a reason.

Yeah.

Like, he plays guitar.

He's in a platonic marriage with Andy Cohen, so it's, you know, he's not available.

Whatever.

I don't even know what that is.

I did see Andy Cohen and John Mayer out to dinner at, what is it, the Polo Bar a while ago.

And I mean...

Why didn't you tell me this?

It's just a shame that Sean Mayer apparently isn't gay because they are soulmates.

You think?

I was like, they are on the cutest little date.

And I was like, that would be so cute.

It's like Ben and Mikey Rosen.

They're like best friends.