Bassem Youssef

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I think it's over a hundred, but that's all right. Combined like a hundred and seventy. It is so sad. It is so sad that this is what we can produce as a society. Like a demagogue and a sleepy Joe. He's too, he's not there, man. He's gone. He's gone. He could, you know, like when old people could be like a danger for themselves, he's a danger for the whole world. I mean, like the whole world.

I think it's over a hundred, but that's all right. Combined like a hundred and seventy. It is so sad. It is so sad that this is what we can produce as a society. Like a demagogue and a sleepy Joe. He's too, he's not there, man. He's gone. He's gone. He could, you know, like when old people could be like a danger for themselves, he's a danger for the whole world. I mean, like the whole world.

I think it's over a hundred, but that's all right. Combined like a hundred and seventy. It is so sad. It is so sad that this is what we can produce as a society. Like a demagogue and a sleepy Joe. He's too, he's not there, man. He's gone. He's gone. He could, you know, like when old people could be like a danger for themselves, he's a danger for the whole world. I mean, like the whole world.

Like if an old person would die, he would like, you know, have like a hip replacement. We can need a new planet because of one decision. But it's not just that. It's not that. It's... What are, when I came here, listen, I am, I'm a Democrat. I always like, and I told you, like, I vote for Bernie Sanders. I, like, I supported him, like, 2016, but I couldn't vote then.

Like if an old person would die, he would like, you know, have like a hip replacement. We can need a new planet because of one decision. But it's not just that. It's not that. It's... What are, when I came here, listen, I am, I'm a Democrat. I always like, and I told you, like, I vote for Bernie Sanders. I, like, I supported him, like, 2016, but I couldn't vote then.

Like if an old person would die, he would like, you know, have like a hip replacement. We can need a new planet because of one decision. But it's not just that. It's not that. It's... What are, when I came here, listen, I am, I'm a Democrat. I always like, and I told you, like, I vote for Bernie Sanders. I, like, I supported him, like, 2016, but I couldn't vote then.

And of course, a huge bad fan of Obama. And one of my friends, he's like, he's the first Muslim president. But he killed Muslims. Like, that's the things Muslims do. But anyways. I love that line. And it just, I think the whole idea, like my shock is, I told you about like what Biden said about like, I'm a Zionist. Okay, we are Zionists.

And of course, a huge bad fan of Obama. And one of my friends, he's like, he's the first Muslim president. But he killed Muslims. Like, that's the things Muslims do. But anyways. I love that line. And it just, I think the whole idea, like my shock is, I told you about like what Biden said about like, I'm a Zionist. Okay, we are Zionists.

And of course, a huge bad fan of Obama. And one of my friends, he's like, he's the first Muslim president. But he killed Muslims. Like, that's the things Muslims do. But anyways. I love that line. And it just, I think the whole idea, like my shock is, I told you about like what Biden said about like, I'm a Zionist. Okay, we are Zionists.

But then like Jews are not safe in anywhere other than Israel. It's like, dude, what the hell are you saying? And if you don't care about me and you don't care about my misery, why would I care about you winning or losing, you know? And I have a joke that I told people, like why would even Biden care? Listen to us. He just raised $145 million in California alone from pro-Israeli groups.

But then like Jews are not safe in anywhere other than Israel. It's like, dude, what the hell are you saying? And if you don't care about me and you don't care about my misery, why would I care about you winning or losing, you know? And I have a joke that I told people, like why would even Biden care? Listen to us. He just raised $145 million in California alone from pro-Israeli groups.

But then like Jews are not safe in anywhere other than Israel. It's like, dude, what the hell are you saying? And if you don't care about me and you don't care about my misery, why would I care about you winning or losing, you know? And I have a joke that I told people, like why would even Biden care? Listen to us. He just raised $145 million in California alone from pro-Israeli groups.

I mean, what can we Arabs working in the vape business do to him? It's like we cannot compete with that. I mean, like practically, I mean, it's like life is unfair. The guy is a politician. He needs bills to pay. He needs a campaign to run. He needs money. He will go to the people who will give him money. Joe Biden is the highest paid politician from Israeli lobbies, $4.6 million over the years.