Becky Brown

Hello.

That was so simultaneous.

If I were looking for like platonic egginess, I think that dark brown one is really like, that came from a chicken that is not depressed.

if it's one egg and I'm doing the math and it's just one egg, I feel like, I guess maybe 90 cents. Why not for one egg?

Yeah.

I am not upset. It sounds like a good egg and it'll go to a good home and into a good stomach.

I would dismiss the random number generator as mad. Like completely mad. I would not understand this $2 egg.

Cruel twist of fate, probably, is how I would feel. But not like despondent.

Yes.

Okay. Good hacker typer.

This egg is in the hands of fate, and I have no control over what happens from here on out. Either I have egg or I don't have egg. Wow.

Well, no, because I feel like then we, sad, but not the end of the world.

Nice.

Yes.

Yes.

This is so cool.

Hi.

It's like the powdered reconstituted eggs. That's just like, there's barely flavor there. Uh...