Ben Browning

My motorcycle, my car, I seem to have a target on my back.

But lately I've been getting lucky, so...

Yeah, I had my bike taken off the 101 and the highway patrolman made me walk.

I was like just stuck there, so I called a buddy and he came and picked me up.

It just don't do it.

My brother had a pretty funny instance.

He had two guys sitting on his bike when he came out of a bar.

And he was in Arizona.

He told the guys, he said, get off my bike.

And the guy said, well, what are you going to do?

My brother's like, that's like my girlfriend, man.

He said, how would you feel if you came outside and I was on your girlfriend?

The guy said, I'd kick your ass.

My brother goes, get off my bike.

And the guy got off the bike and walked towards my brother and acted like he was going to get in his face.

And my brother punched him in the face and broke his nose.

And the cops were right across the street.

So they pull over and they say, you know, what's going on?

My brother said, these two assholes are sitting on my motorcycle.

He's like, I told him to get off.