Ben Elton

Definitely not me.

I don't love sparkly tailoring.

I don't love any tailoring.

I'm an M&S man.

In fact, I'm going to use this opportunity to say an idea I've had.

Go on.

I'd like to be an M&S model.

I've never done an advert, but I've always loved M&S right back to when it was St.

Michael's in the back of your...

pants you know and i uh you know i don't these are anyway all i'm saying is they had to take that you know as venerable 50 year olds now i'm at mid-60s yeah and all i'm saying is you know yeah marks and spencers if you could get in touch i actually think you'd be a great shout for this anyway he wants to be an m&s model you could be quite good why not why not he looks good yeah he does look good it does look good what do you think he's got a wonderful skin though what do you think is the best thing about m&s mom

It was actually me that did the throw.

But Shanti said, well, don't rub me.

I'm not getting my credit.