Ben Hollands

Theateens are disrupting the sector of female monasteries.

Theateens are disrupting the sector of female monasteries.

Okay, when you started talking about Benedetta, I really thought that she was like, had been a great TikTok baby, because it's all like her dad's making her read these litanies. She's got this little bird and stuff. Like, I feel like she would have been creating content from early.

Okay, when you started talking about Benedetta, I really thought that she was like, had been a great TikTok baby, because it's all like her dad's making her read these litanies. She's got this little bird and stuff. Like, I feel like she would have been creating content from early.

Yeah, just being like, it's another rosary. Benedetta, I think like being like a pretty, clearly a pretty smart kid, I think she'd just be like reciting chunks of the Bible, singing stuff, maybe getting the bird involved.

Yeah, just being like, it's another rosary. Benedetta, I think like being like a pretty, clearly a pretty smart kid, I think she'd just be like reciting chunks of the Bible, singing stuff, maybe getting the bird involved.

None of my Virgin Mary statuettes have ever tried to pash on me, so that is feeling a bit slighted.

None of my Virgin Mary statuettes have ever tried to pash on me, so that is feeling a bit slighted.

She's just a nun walking through the mountains, tripping her nut off. It's...

She's just a nun walking through the mountains, tripping her nut off. It's...

I think she was told to go vegan. Jesus taking her heart. It's very poetic, like walking around without a heart for three days. It's relatable content. She's basically Charlie at CX. I think that Splenditello sounds a bit much.

I think she was told to go vegan. Jesus taking her heart. It's very poetic, like walking around without a heart for three days. It's relatable content. She's basically Charlie at CX. I think that Splenditello sounds a bit much.

Oh, my God. Sorry.

Oh, my God. Sorry.

It feels like, especially if there's not other people doing it, if it's not part of the company culture to be having visions, then if you kind of state yourself out as having very disruptive and evocative visions, I feel like it'd probably get on a few of the nuns' tits.

It feels like, especially if there's not other people doing it, if it's not part of the company culture to be having visions, then if you kind of state yourself out as having very disruptive and evocative visions, I feel like it'd probably get on a few of the nuns' tits.

Splendid teller. Can't forget him.

Splendid teller. Can't forget him.

So they're like besties at this point. Is she like a waiting maid or are they just like companions? Yeah, a bit of both, isn't it, Michelle?

So they're like besties at this point. Is she like a waiting maid or are they just like companions? Yeah, a bit of both, isn't it, Michelle?