Ben Kissel

I'm a cuck.

The worst thing that happened to Vegas is when all the Tonys took over.

And that's, honestly, that's more of a lesson about being present.

it's so deadly i honestly tell us i actually went through a period of time when i was a child when my grandfather gave me an extremely old chemistry set and i just remember the chemicals playing i remember being so worried that i was gonna poison the family and then i had all these i was playing all these chemicals and then i remember fucking something up and then just assuming i was gonna i remember this one night where i fucked something up and i was like

I'm going to kill the family.

The family's going to be poisoned because of me.

And it went to dinner and I was scared.

Dude, I almost offed myself with a mop bucket one time putting too many weird chemicals together because I wanted the floor to be clean.

Fucking Buffalo Wild Wings is crazier than you think.

We're just not educated enough.

Oh, yeah, the two-liter with the thing and the thing.

I don't want to say what the things are because we're live, but you throw it and it blows up in the driveway.

Lots of fun.

Oh, yeah.

Potato guns.

Homemade napalm.

Now kids just, it's sad.

They don't even get to have fun making it all up.

They just buy a fucking AR-15 and kill themselves that way.

Not the fun way.