Ben Kissel
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
No, they were all like... I saw what Oswald Cobblepot was in in Batman Returns.
Like, it's bad, dude.
But I actually kind of believe this.
The Duchess says that he was a fucking very...
wildly active, literally like an infant, like literally full of energy.
At least Jeffrey Dahmer did it because he was in love.
He was in love.
And then he did say, I'm sorry.
He at least felt bad about it.
He said, I'm sorry.
Also, Jimmy Savile.
Couldn't cook.
Not a lick.
He couldn't cook.
Not a fucking lick.
And he was a teetotaler, which made you know that every one of his crimes was done with the absolute peering sober qualities of a true predator, where Jeffrey Dahmer had to get fucking blackout to do it all.
Yeah, you guys got probably normal corporals.
Yeah, because that's like...
Like a sexy scenario to be doing that, you know what I mean?
Actually, I'm going to let you know that Sister Dolores, she hit me in 1986, honestly, and she wasn't very sexy.