Ben Kissel

Which is why he'd go on to say I didn't hurt anybody's feelings later on.

Yeah.

Well, he probably didn't have to go to school that day.

Yeah.

You know, as someone who was an altar boy who would get out of school to work the funerals, I kind of see this.

No, but did you cover in the story when the nun said to him, like there was a lady that he got really close with, like that was like one of the first times that he had kind of really showed his obsession with dead bodies when the nun basically, like, it was like Mrs. Gracie or whatever.

He's like, oh, Miss Gracie passed.

And he was like, oh, I liked Miss Gracie, blah, blah, blah.

And they'd be like...

You can go kiss her goodbye.

And so he'd go down into the morgue to her dead body, and he'd, like, hang out with her dead body.

Yeah.

And that's kind of where it seemed to start.

Should have been just a peck.

You know, but also, like, let's not kiss corpses.

My whole thing is, you could wave at the funeral.

Yeah.

I've kissed one.

Oh, yeah.

I won't kiss the corpse.