Ben Kissel

You just had to take two numbers.

There was so much banking on 2012.

Yeah.

For all of these theories.

There really was.

Yeah.

I mean, I remember we were very excited.

I remember I had my pack of cigarettes because I had already quit.

And I got my pack of cigarettes.

I was so ready to smoke my fucking end of the world cigarettes.

There's no reason for it.

I am a little bit skeptical, but I will say after we went to contact in the desert twice, I believe it a little more only because I know that there's no money in this.

You should have tried the salmon.

I mean, man.

painful divorce like literally no friends no job no no hiring prospects bad bad psychological reviews everybody hates you at the dmv ufology cores you out and leaves you for dead yeah the only person is your friend is a guy in a galactic uniform on an oxygen tank you know

Even he's just sitting there being like, you know, I actually don't know if I'm going to get to the Saturn recon 2025 this year.

Obviously, I have some form of advanced tuberculosis.

They don't know how it came back.

You hear this thing about the Jews?

They poisoned me from the government.