Ben Kissel

Oh, yeah, Igor Litvinchuk.

Hopefully you never work again.

Fuck you, dude.

Yeah, as it should be.

Because all he had to do was be like, oh, my God, I'm drunk.

I'm in a program.

Oh my God, I have a rage issue.

I need to go to therapy.

Oh my God, I'm just, oh my God, I don't know what I was thinking.

These are all just samples, guys.

Oh God, I wish I could take it all back.

Oh man, I thought it was an ugly woman.

Oh my God, there's so many other things you could have said.

If he just said he thought it was a homeless man covered in kelp and he threw a rock at it, they would have applauded him.

You know what I mean?

Like, if they just went and if he just did that.

But no, nobody has sympathy for you, dude.

They go to Hawaii and they think that just because they're on vacation, they can do whatever they want because they are on vacation and they have paid to go to Hawaii.

beat his ass again dude he obviously has not learned his lesson no so i feel like he is going to unfortunately re-offend i think that he's going to do now especially that he's going to be so butthurt after something like this i can almost guarantee he's going to re-offend doing something just as obnoxious and when he does hopefully there'll be a group of people there to beat him again god i hope he gets divorced i hope his kids never talk to him again i hope he gets everything

Because you could see him becoming, as he's like, I'm not owned!