Ben Kissel
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Also, you know, I would say a reasonable response would be if you feel that you're not getting the results you want from your competitive-like sport, practice harder.
Before you stab all the other horses.
Only just because I'm super not into stabbing horses.
Also, just getting there is part of the prize.
This isn't Angola Prison Rodeo.
You're fucking in Vegas.
People pay tickets to see you.
Are you a Spaniard princess?
Why do you need to be the queen of horses, Tatiana Horse Pricker?
Even if you come in last, you're still a horse barrel rider.
Because now that you stabbed these horses, you're officially on my naughty list.
And I don't think you should be allowed to go back, but that's just me.
That's just one humble broadcaster's opinion, you know?
And maybe she just needs a timeout.