Ben Kissel

Here comes another one.

I gotta say, I've not really regretted something as much in a while.

Only just because...

Like, I'm as open-minded San Francisco as you get, right?

I love everybody.

I am the most fucking, like, truly, I'm down with women's lib.

I am all about every kind of sucking and fucking.

I think it's all great.

But nothing has made me feel more like a Christian senator than reading these emails.

Yeah.

Because some of these, I'm just like, wow, I just didn't understand how big of a genre sucking your own dick is.

How big of it is all pervasive against all, through all gay porn, about how it's not only common, but liked, and it's a fetish, and it happens all the time.

And not only that, but I'd say solid 12% of our audience has done it, or can do it, or continues to do it.

It's like a straw.

Because you suck on the top and you pull it in like it's a frosty.

You're reeling in a fucking giant fish.

Okay, so here we go.

Let me just go through some of these emails.

Okay.

Here we go.