Ben Myselis
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Which one's the tiger?
Which one is the elephant?
Which one's the squirrel?
This is very hard.
Why do they keep giving me these exams?
I don't know.
It must be because I'm so smart that they're giving me the exams multiple times a year to test for dementia.
That must be it.
Have you guys heard my plan, by the way, to lower the national debt?
because I think this is a pretty foolproof strategy.
I was getting some good motion on this online when I pitched it, but my plan is, you know, he loves talking about these exams, the cognitive exams, how good he is at taking it.
So here's what I'll say.
Okay, Donald, I wanna see it.
I mean, you're apparently the best at it.
And I think the entire country deserves to witness your greatness in this area with the cognitive exam.
So let's do the cognitive exam live.
We could even host it on the Midas touch network.
We'll do a pay per view kind of style here.