Ben Port (Ben Skull)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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Um,
So I'm driving this Beamer like I stole it.
It's $150,000, brand new Beamer.
And I'm going down our hill, and I take the corner too hard.
And next thing I know, it hits the curb, and I fly 60 feet into my neighbor's roof.
Literally, like you Google it, Escondido BMW roof.
So I'm stuck in this guy's house.
I'm so fucked up that I thought I was in some bushes.
So I'm trying to reverse.
This car is calling 911.
It's like, like a missile hit us, you know?
So I kind of like sober up fear.
I was like, holy fuck, I'm in this guy's house.
I couldn't open my door.
So I took off my shirt.
I wiped the steering wheel down, wiped everything down, took two cell phones out of the car.
And I jumped out of the house.
When you see on the news the back doors open, my big ass jumped out of the house.
The back door of the car?
The back door of the car because I couldn't open the door.