Ben Port (Ben Skull)

The next night he calls me and he says, come downstairs.

And I go downstairs.

There's these two like military helix trucks, like white with like red and blue lights, you know, freaking all pimped out.

I get in the car.

These guys have guns everywhere.

I'm like, what did I get myself into?

I was like, Holy shit.

So we pull up this gated mansion.

Um, and it's the general of the army's birthday.

Um, the guy that I just met is like best friends with him.

They grew up together.

Um, so I go into this party, I stick out like a sore thumb, literally like I'm a snowflake, you know?

Um, so I just start pounding beers.

I'm like, I'm just going to get hammered to make the best of it.

Um,

So then this little lady is the general's mother comes and grabs me and she's teaching me maramba in the middle of this party, you know, big band on stage.

And and that's kind of my first night in Nicaragua.

The general goes, I want to introduce you to a good friend of mine.

And it's this like cougar kind of Barbie looking Colombian chick.

I'm like, okay, like, wow, that's crazy.