Ben Rufus Green

And every time I read it, this was before you mentioned it, I would kind of well up just because it just felt like such a big, important moment for David and Simon.

So, lovely bit of writing.

Yeah, absolutely loved working with you on The Cockfields and hopefully our paths will cross again in the not-too-distant future.

Hello, David.

It's me.

I was there at the very... Oh, I'm choking now.

Forecasts call for scattered congratulations throughout the day, with patches of sentimentality later.

A heavy build-up of embarrassment is expected for the morning, so keep an eye out for that.

In the meantime, from all of us here at Chatterbix Weather, happy birthday, David.

Enjoy looking back on your life in pod.

So, David, listen, a little birdie, tweet, tweet, said that it's your...

Dave's birthday.

Happy birthday, Dave.

All right?

And...

All I say is, you know, happy birthday to you.

And don't forget that you have been laughing the whole dog yet.

What I do is, if I was you, I'd have a nice bit of curry.

Nice bit of curry for your birthday.

And a little bit of the other.