Ben Shapiro

She's married.

She says she's pregnant now, which, you know, great.

More kids, better.

But now she needs you to know that she does not regert a thing.

Her decade of being promiscuous and then broadcasting about getting rich off of being promiscuous because that's what it was, right?

It was her doing episodes on oral sex techniques and talking about doing it with random people.

This was legitimately the way that she made her money, Alex Cooper.

But now the problem is that that cosplay is going away because she is what you might call a traditional woman married with a child on the way.

So now she wants you to know it was never a mistake.

She is so proud of her body count.

It was necessary to get there.

It is better for women to sleep with 100 men before settling down and then having a child.

What's the problem?

Well, here we go with Alex Cooper.

I'm sure that her children will be thrilled with her when they're old enough to watch these clips.

Okay, so the fact that she even feels the necessity to say that is demonstrative of how much she regrets it.

It is kind of amazing.

Because the reason she feels the necessity to say this thing is because she knows that now she's embracing a completely different set of values, such as monogamy and responsibility for another human being.

And that those things are mutually exclusive.

They are mutually exclusive with promiscuity and with lack of responsibility.