Ben van Kerkwyk

Not off the top of my head.

Real simple, 1970s, he's a logger, he's working with a group of guys, they see a ship, he runs toward it, he gets hit with a beam of energy, gets knocked back, unconscious, his friends flee, they come back, they're yelling at each other, we gotta go back, we gotta get him, they go back, he's gone.

All four of them get investigated for murder.

They tell the story.

No one believes them.

They all pass polygraph tests.

Five days later, he shows up.

He finds a pay phone, makes a phone call, and has this fucking insane story.

But the story was that they took him aboard the craft and healed him and communicated with him and that there was a bunch of different types of these beings.

And then he has been telling the exact same story ever since, since the 1970s.

So, but relatively benign compared to what we would do.

For sure.

You know, like we fucking, you know, we shoot elephants.

It turns into Avatar.

Yeah.

Think about the horrible things that we do right now on earth.

And we love violence.

We love violence.

Our national sport is dudes who are enormous running at each other.

Full speed.