Benjamin
Appearances
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
OK. Hard to get. I see you. But you'll find my riz is persuasive.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Yee-haw, deedle, deedle, buh, buh, buh, buh, deedle, deedle, duh.
Table Read
The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, duh.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Miracle six! Put some jelly in your belly, because you're about to have some sufcom yums!
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2
Miracle three! Channel the Maccabees and fight for your lives!
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Look at that. No more dark house on the block. So glad you're finally decorating and getting into the spirit!
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
The infamous night for fire. You're a local legend, ya diddy.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Hell yeah, friend. So, how can I help you get redemptive fried? You looking for an indica in the couch situation or a pre-party pump-up?
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Miracle gelt. Just one bite and in one night, eight crazy adventures will ignite.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
My Safda in Israel got these eats from some ancient rabbi who's a descendant of the Maccabees. This shit's got salt from the Dead Sea. Dates from the West Bank. It's blessed by, like, four holy beards.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1
Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.