Benjamin
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OK. Hard to get. I see you. But you'll find my riz is persuasive.
OK. Hard to get. I see you. But you'll find my riz is persuasive.
Miracle four! You're a menorah, bitch! Get lit!
Miracle four! You're a menorah, bitch! Get lit!
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Yee-haw, deedle, deedle, buh, buh, buh, buh, deedle, deedle, duh.
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Yee-haw, deedle, deedle, buh, buh, buh, buh, deedle, deedle, duh.
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, duh.
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, duh.
Miracle six! Put some jelly in your belly, because you're about to have some sufcom yums!
Miracle six! Put some jelly in your belly, because you're about to have some sufcom yums!
Miracle two! Become a dreidel and spin out!
Miracle two! Become a dreidel and spin out!
Miracle three! Channel the Maccabees and fight for your lives!
Miracle three! Channel the Maccabees and fight for your lives!
Miracle one. Go for latke and get fried.
Miracle one. Go for latke and get fried.
Look at that. No more dark house on the block. So glad you're finally decorating and getting into the spirit!
Look at that. No more dark house on the block. So glad you're finally decorating and getting into the spirit!
Bernie! How's the mayach, my dude?
Bernie! How's the mayach, my dude?
On the house for the holiday broski.
On the house for the holiday broski.
That's right. It's your big night. Seven Fiesta.
That's right. It's your big night. Seven Fiesta.
The infamous night for fire. You're a local legend, ya diddy.
The infamous night for fire. You're a local legend, ya diddy.
Hell yeah, friend. So, how can I help you get redemptive fried? You looking for an indica in the couch situation or a pre-party pump-up?
Hell yeah, friend. So, how can I help you get redemptive fried? You looking for an indica in the couch situation or a pre-party pump-up?
Miracle gelt. Just one bite and in one night, eight crazy adventures will ignite.
Miracle gelt. Just one bite and in one night, eight crazy adventures will ignite.
My Safda in Israel got these eats from some ancient rabbi who's a descendant of the Maccabees. This shit's got salt from the Dead Sea. Dates from the West Bank. It's blessed by, like, four holy beards.
My Safda in Israel got these eats from some ancient rabbi who's a descendant of the Maccabees. This shit's got salt from the Dead Sea. Dates from the West Bank. It's blessed by, like, four holy beards.
Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.
Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.
Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish.
Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish.
But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun.
But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun.
Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.
Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.
OK. Hard to get. I see you. But you'll find my riz is persuasive.
Miracle four! You're a menorah, bitch! Get lit!
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Yee-haw, deedle, deedle, buh, buh, buh, buh, deedle, deedle, duh.
Miracle five. Yes, you can tour. Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle, duh.
Miracle six! Put some jelly in your belly, because you're about to have some sufcom yums!
Miracle two! Become a dreidel and spin out!
Miracle three! Channel the Maccabees and fight for your lives!
Miracle one. Go for latke and get fried.
Look at that. No more dark house on the block. So glad you're finally decorating and getting into the spirit!
Bernie! How's the mayach, my dude?
On the house for the holiday broski.
That's right. It's your big night. Seven Fiesta.
The infamous night for fire. You're a local legend, ya diddy.
Hell yeah, friend. So, how can I help you get redemptive fried? You looking for an indica in the couch situation or a pre-party pump-up?
Miracle gelt. Just one bite and in one night, eight crazy adventures will ignite.
My Safda in Israel got these eats from some ancient rabbi who's a descendant of the Maccabees. This shit's got salt from the Dead Sea. Dates from the West Bank. It's blessed by, like, four holy beards.
Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.
Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish.
But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun.
Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.