Benjamin

My Safda in Israel got these eats from some ancient rabbi who's a descendant of the Maccabees. This shit's got salt from the Dead Sea. Dates from the West Bank. It's blessed by, like, four holy beards.

My Safda in Israel got these eats from some ancient rabbi who's a descendant of the Maccabees. This shit's got salt from the Dead Sea. Dates from the West Bank. It's blessed by, like, four holy beards.

Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.

Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.

Jews don't believe in luck. Only bucks. Fifty, actually.

Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish.

Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish.

Sorry to intrude, Bernie. We do know you're Jewish.

But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun.

But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun.

But we wanted to include you in the Christmas fun.

Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.

Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.

Maybe next time, Bernie. It's not like Hanukkah has a shortage of nights. And yet y'all still picked Christmas Eve to celebrate. Well, okay. We're off to finish the rounds. Spread the cheer.

Pardon?

Pardon?

Pardon?

Miracle one. Go for latke and get fried.

Miracle one. Go for latke and get fried.

Miracle one. Go for latke and get fried.