Bernard O'Shea

But years later, we're talking about this, once having a cup of coffee, one of the lads said, on our last day of secondary school, oh Jesus, on our last day of secondary school, one of the teachers asked us,

something came up about nicknames and teachers said do you have a nickname for me and they did and it wasn't a good one right it is their last day of secondary school their last day right and the guy's nickname was wanker oh no right

And one of the lads is saying, and by the way, it wasn't the school I went to.

It was a school in the west of Ireland.

And genuinely, it wasn't.

And they told him and he went, fucking berserk, right?

Wait for it, wait for it.

So they all thought, hilarious, you're 17, you're 18, you don't care.

Then they went to do their, leave the search.

I'm sure he's there.

Because he's the teacher outside going, how did you get on?

No, no.

He's just outside the exams.

One guy said, I had him for three subjects.

So I'd come out and they'd be there going, how did you get on?

And it's like, oh my God.

Oh my God.

So never tell anybody their nickname if it's a bad one or a good one.

But...

I never had a nickname growing up.