Bernard O'Shea

You've done them all.

What if you're asked to do the Westmead Bachelor again?

Sorry, I'm pitching this, by the way, to our teacher today.

Okay, okay, okay.

You never know.

Well, do you know what, right?

Do you know what now, Raymond Darcy?

And I touched upon critics.

If you were to do this conversation on radio and a critic would say, you'd be slit apart for it.

However, I guarantee you, right, if you're out in conversation, you're stuck for conversation, right, this will last you a good 45 minutes to an hour.

taps, kitchen taps, right?

Because, do you know what?

When you're doing your kitchen, right?

This is what I thought was hilarious.

I remember kind of laughing, bursting out laughing.

We were renovating an old bungalow from the 70s here, right?

And we got down to like our kitchen tap and there was these deadly serious conversations about the kitchen tap and about how it relates to the environment and how, not the environment, to the tiles and to the different bits in the kitchen and how are you going to use this tap?

And I was thinking, actually, hold on a second.

This is slightly ridiculous because I'm not going to be personified in a tap, right?

However, your kitchen sink is what you're going to 15, 20, 30 times a day, right?