Bernard O'Shea

It's like there's nothing as terrifying as people doing a bit of windsurfing because they got it in Decathlon.

It reminds me of my career.

It started off with so much promise but just gets crushed.

But they're only good, great beach bag, great beach bag.

However, they're only good for the big shop.

Like, you know, when you're picking up a few bits and all you have is the IKEA bag and it's like, oh Jesus, this is huge.

But,

But you know what I did?

You talk about those Ikea bags.

When the kids were small, we went out to, not British Bay.

Oh God, I'm trying to think.

Yeah, it was British Bay, right?

And we drove down and we only had two at the time, right?

So the middle fella would have been maybe five.

No, he would have been three, right?

So the two of them were playing all day and they come out and they're shivering and I get really freaked out by that.

But they're still eating and they're like, no, I'm fine.

I don't want to put that on.

And they were shivering, right?

But we had to park a good distance away.