Bernard O'Shea

But I thought if I could inspire someone to what?

Run through a desert without water?

what are you doing right and i was taking do you know who inspires me now people who people who go back on cigarettes did like where's their story it's like so you you're back on 40 day after you were off them 30 years um fair play fair play to you like like like not advisable no but i'm so i'm so annoyed with inspiring stories no can i just say to you ray and right can i just say to you

I will never, ever come on here with an inspiring story, ever, right?

Because I'm not an inspiring person, right?

If you get inspiration from me, there's something wrong.

Get a hobby.

If you're inspired by me, right?

I will never, I will never wreck someone's head with an inspiring story.

There's too many of them.

Everyone has an inspiring story now.

Yeah, I'll never inspire.

I'll never be inspirational.

Ever.

Un-inspirational.

Yeah.

Actually, do you know what?

That's great.

That'd be a great title for my next stand-up show.

Yeah, regular-ish, un-inspirational.