Bernie

The elves are pumped up by Bernie's speech. They flip where they stand, hopping on each other's heads and shoulders, knowing that Christmas is finally in their right hands. Bernie creeps out the door.

Bernie turns around, confused.

Bernie turns around, confused.

Bernie turns around, confused.

Sotnik crosses to Bernie and climbs on a stool so he's level with her.

Sotnik crosses to Bernie and climbs on a stool so he's level with her.

Sotnik crosses to Bernie and climbs on a stool so he's level with her.

Sotnick puts out his elf hand. Bernie pauses, thinking, before she smiles and grabs his four fingers to shake.

Sotnick puts out his elf hand. Bernie pauses, thinking, before she smiles and grabs his four fingers to shake.

Sotnick puts out his elf hand. Bernie pauses, thinking, before she smiles and grabs his four fingers to shake.

Montage. Cue a rock and roll Christmas song while Bernie and the elves get to work. In the town square, the elves forklift-passed out Santa out of the sleigh, put him on a stretcher, and march him into a spa called The Manger. In the barn, the elves are at work fixing the sleigh and grooming the reindeer as Bernie oversees.

Montage. Cue a rock and roll Christmas song while Bernie and the elves get to work. In the town square, the elves forklift-passed out Santa out of the sleigh, put him on a stretcher, and march him into a spa called The Manger. In the barn, the elves are at work fixing the sleigh and grooming the reindeer as Bernie oversees.

Montage. Cue a rock and roll Christmas song while Bernie and the elves get to work. In the town square, the elves forklift-passed out Santa out of the sleigh, put him on a stretcher, and march him into a spa called The Manger. In the barn, the elves are at work fixing the sleigh and grooming the reindeer as Bernie oversees.

At the manger spa, Santa is observed by elves. They watch from behind glass as maple syrup is administered through a long IV tube into Santa's veins. They hold their breath, but Santa remains unconscious. At the toy warehouse, the elves work over a conveyor belt. They're assembling LOL dolls one by one. Bernie grabs one of the dolls and submerges it into water.

At the manger spa, Santa is observed by elves. They watch from behind glass as maple syrup is administered through a long IV tube into Santa's veins. They hold their breath, but Santa remains unconscious. At the toy warehouse, the elves work over a conveyor belt. They're assembling LOL dolls one by one. Bernie grabs one of the dolls and submerges it into water.

At the manger spa, Santa is observed by elves. They watch from behind glass as maple syrup is administered through a long IV tube into Santa's veins. They hold their breath, but Santa remains unconscious. At the toy warehouse, the elves work over a conveyor belt. They're assembling LOL dolls one by one. Bernie grabs one of the dolls and submerges it into water.

The once new doll now appears to be wearing lingerie. Bernie looks over at an elf with judgment, and he gives her a pervy smile. At the manger spa, Bernie checks in on Santa, who is now in a room covered in mistletoe. One by one, each elf kisses Santa on the lips and waits for him to awaken. Bernie leans over to one of the elves.

The once new doll now appears to be wearing lingerie. Bernie looks over at an elf with judgment, and he gives her a pervy smile. At the manger spa, Bernie checks in on Santa, who is now in a room covered in mistletoe. One by one, each elf kisses Santa on the lips and waits for him to awaken. Bernie leans over to one of the elves.

The once new doll now appears to be wearing lingerie. Bernie looks over at an elf with judgment, and he gives her a pervy smile. At the manger spa, Bernie checks in on Santa, who is now in a room covered in mistletoe. One by one, each elf kisses Santa on the lips and waits for him to awaken. Bernie leans over to one of the elves.

Bernie sighs at the madness. At the toy warehouse, Bernie takes inventory. They're short gifts. An elf leads Bernie to a vault stocked with wall-to-wall electronics. They have all the big boy toys. Bernie looks to the elf, impressed.