Bernie

Bernie and Eve, both sporting the Spirit Airlines flight attendant uniform, are on the moving walkway. Eve has been timing Bernie's speech.

Bernie and Eve, both sporting the Spirit Airlines flight attendant uniform, are on the moving walkway. Eve has been timing Bernie's speech.

Bernie and Eve arrive at a checkpoint and show their badges to Agent Gimble, who winks at Bernie as she passes. Eve notices the exchange.

Bernie and Eve arrive at a checkpoint and show their badges to Agent Gimble, who winks at Bernie as she passes. Eve notices the exchange.

Bernie and Eve arrive at a checkpoint and show their badges to Agent Gimble, who winks at Bernie as she passes. Eve notices the exchange.

Bernie and Eve reach a fork. They pause to say goodbye.

Bernie and Eve reach a fork. They pause to say goodbye.

Bernie and Eve reach a fork. They pause to say goodbye.

Eve walks away and Bernie looks up through the glass roof of O'Hare Airport and into the sky. We see a plane take off and moments later, if you squint hard enough, a sleigh.

Eve walks away and Bernie looks up through the glass roof of O'Hare Airport and into the sky. We see a plane take off and moments later, if you squint hard enough, a sleigh.

Eve walks away and Bernie looks up through the glass roof of O'Hare Airport and into the sky. We see a plane take off and moments later, if you squint hard enough, a sleigh.

The end.

The end.

The end.

Yeah, sorry I had a weekend at Bernie's, your ass, but there was no way I was getting in that sleigh.

Yeah, sorry I had a weekend at Bernie's, your ass, but there was no way I was getting in that sleigh.

Yeah, sorry I had a weekend at Bernie's, your ass, but there was no way I was getting in that sleigh.

Eve, I've got a point to prove, an Ativan to take, and no time to explain.

Eve, I've got a point to prove, an Ativan to take, and no time to explain.

Eve, I've got a point to prove, an Ativan to take, and no time to explain.