Bernie

Wait, what? I've been sliding down chimneys all friggin' night.

Wait, what? I've been sliding down chimneys all friggin' night.

Correct. I've spent every Christmas eating Chinese food alone. The dark house on the block, that's what they used to call my home. But with you, I think I finally got my shot. Christmas needed a Jew. Who knew a Jew needed Christmas? Okay, sorry, I don't have, like, a magical we've-given song gift. I can't, like, improvise rhymes on the fly.

Correct. I've spent every Christmas eating Chinese food alone. The dark house on the block, that's what they used to call my home. But with you, I think I finally got my shot. Christmas needed a Jew. Who knew a Jew needed Christmas? Okay, sorry, I don't have, like, a magical we've-given song gift. I can't, like, improvise rhymes on the fly.

Correct. I've spent every Christmas eating Chinese food alone. The dark house on the block, that's what they used to call my home. But with you, I think I finally got my shot. Christmas needed a Jew. Who knew a Jew needed Christmas? Okay, sorry, I don't have, like, a magical we've-given song gift. I can't, like, improvise rhymes on the fly.

And I'll bring all the oi.

And I'll bring all the oi.

And I'll bring all the oi.

The sleigh is not the only thing that's higher than a kite.

The sleigh is not the only thing that's higher than a kite.

The sleigh is not the only thing that's higher than a kite.

This doesn't look like Oregon. Do they not have night during winter?

This doesn't look like Oregon. Do they not have night during winter?

This doesn't look like Oregon. Do they not have night during winter?

Santa, where exactly are we?

Santa, where exactly are we?

Santa, where exactly are we?

Song Santa? Where are you? Hello?

Song Santa? Where are you? Hello?

Song Santa? Where are you? Hello?