Bernie

Ooh, Bubby be rolling in her grave.

Ooh, Bubby be rolling in her grave.

Jesus, this is how I envision elves?

Jesus, this is how I envision elves?

Jesus, this is how I envision elves?

You guys are cute and not at all creepy.

You guys are cute and not at all creepy.

You guys are cute and not at all creepy.

Okay, so don't freak out. I've had it totally under control. It's actually kind of a funny story if you think about it. Hey, knock it off and get to the goody-goody gumdrops! Okay, okay. Santa came to my house.

Okay, so don't freak out. I've had it totally under control. It's actually kind of a funny story if you think about it. Hey, knock it off and get to the goody-goody gumdrops! Okay, okay. Santa came to my house.

Okay, so don't freak out. I've had it totally under control. It's actually kind of a funny story if you think about it. Hey, knock it off and get to the goody-goody gumdrops! Okay, okay. Santa came to my house.

What? You're a Jew! Ish. I'm Jew-ish. And it was a mistake. Something about not checking his list twice...

What? You're a Jew! Ish. I'm Jew-ish. And it was a mistake. Something about not checking his list twice...

What? You're a Jew! Ish. I'm Jew-ish. And it was a mistake. Something about not checking his list twice...

Okay, I had made some cookies and he thought they were for him. And he ate one.

Okay, I had made some cookies and he thought they were for him. And he ate one.

Okay, I had made some cookies and he thought they were for him. And he ate one.

This was less ooey-gooey and more sticky-icky.

This was less ooey-gooey and more sticky-icky.

This was less ooey-gooey and more sticky-icky.