Bert Kreischer
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Yeah, they were fucking aggressive.
I make a lot of awkward eye contact apparently in an orgy.
I just stare at people and I go, is this real?
Can you not look at me?
But even doing that, the first person I wanted to tell about it was her because I knew she'd laugh about it.
So what the fuck is that?
And then when she came home, I was like a puppy who hadn't seen their owners in a while.
I was following around.
She left me.
But I don't know the thing.
So what I'm saying is, try to define the thing that you got with your wife that you go, that's the thing.
There's a young kid watching going like, big tits, right?
You're like, nah, that's not the thing.
Great ass, right?
No, that's not the thing.
Okay, there you go.
We had to hide it from our kids.
Our kids didn't know we fought for a long time.
And now... Like, give me an example of that.
I think we hear that.