Beth Lyons

Because they're Microsoft.

You don't need more answers than that.

But that, I mean, I'm being funny to a certain extent about saying the reason is because it's Microsoft, but it's also true because if Microsoft's mission was to make it dead simple, really, really great user experience, right?

It would be like the product would be different.

And I'm not saying that they're, like, people in a turret saying, how can we make this as painful as possible?

Every 1,917 and a half days, we're going to totally change up the menus.

You are in the turret and you would like to do a blind interview.

We are delighted to welcome your hidden self while we break the store on.

Which is why it's interesting to say that Zuck is going to be fine.

He's always going to succeed.

But it's like...

I don't know.

He's never going to be part of the in club because he's not really a researcher, but he's going to be fine because he has a business model that just churn, like keeps churning money.

And I wonder, is there a signing bonus, right?

Like, Hey, I was here for a half a year.

I got what I needed from here.

I'm totally looking.

I don't need that money from Airbnb.

I have now a mission to do.

And like, yeah,