Big Cat

while scoring two touchdowns.

The Jets' touchdown in the first half made the Ravens' defense and rich homie Roquan Smith feel some type of way as Marlon Wayans Humphrey said, run, bitch, run, as he tracked Brees Hall down to force a fumble to ice the game.

Ravens 23, Jets 10.

Thanks, memes.

Over to Cincinnati where Hank was there.

Over to Cincinnati, where in the first quarter, it looked like Geno Sorcerer's Stone was wearing the invisibility cloak because Draco Malfoy May didn't see him on an interception over the middle.

And he could go all the way for seven to give the Bengals a 10-0 lead.

Hunter Henry Rinkler responded, Hey, I don't want to see where I've been.

I want to see how cool I look getting there.

As he scampered in for a 28-yard touchdown of his own.

Joe Wacko was looking the part in the second corner when he was picked off by Marcus Aurelius Jones, who asked the crowd, are you not entertained after taking it back 33 yards to the house?

Mitchell Tinsel-y tried to use the holiday spirit to kick a fourth quarter comeback into gear, but Mike Vrabel was the Grinch, and the Patriots win 26-20.

Thanks, Hank.

In Kansas City, where they say football is a game about the Jimmies and Johns, as the Colts look to hunt down the big game Chiefs and put a pelt on the wall.

But the hunted became the hunter as Kareem ripped off 104 yards and a score in a thriller.

Colts fans are singing, pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones.

Help me believe in anything.

Like, can we get a first down when we want to win the game?

Because if we can't, it's going to be a long December.

The Chiefs season started in South America, but it was a Brazilian bucker lift that the team needed to keep their playoff hopes alive as he went five for five and the Chiefs stay alive.