Big Dom

Are the Jets going to hire the guy that gave up 45 points to the commanders at home?

If the Bills lose to Kansas City this weekend, is there a possibility Sean McDermott's fired as the Bills' head coach? No. What? How? What are you doing? What, do you just keep him around? He has Josh Allen. What do you mean?

Let me try this one.

If the Eagles lose, Nick Sirianni fired?

Wow. He's gone far enough.

Dan Campbell. We already did. Ryan Day. We already did C.J.

Stroud.

Maybe she doesn't, though.

Don Levitard. Bob Kraft. The only reason your organization is good is because of Bill Belichick. Stugatz. Belichick has done nothing since Brady left. He made the playoffs once. I think at the very least, he should not be a first ballot Hall of Famer. They should make him wait like 10 years to get it. He's an overrated coach.

Weekend observations. wrong sounder, are brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, I'm not sure what the end of time will look like, but I think we got a glimpse of it over this past weekend. People sobbing, spilling out their secrets, letting everyone in their life know how much they love them. But Dan, after roughly 12 hours...

Order was restored and the world was saved because Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it, TikTok is back. That's right. Did you see the reaction to this?

Talk to one another. Do something. Get your face out of the damn phone.

If you ever wonder what Spags dreams about, it's that Texans offensive line. Eight sacks.

Every once in a while, Jared Goff reminds you why Sean McVay traded him.

Trade back?

If your city has Eminem, you don't let LiAngelo Ball perform at halftime. You don't. Mike, you don't. It always has to be Eminem. LiAngelo Ball.

To the people in Group 7, stop trying to board my plane with me in Group 1. You're in Group 7. You're in Group 7. I don't know what to tell you. You want to be in Group 1? Then buy Group 1.

Well, I mean, yeah. I am. I don't, you know, lollygag and come in late and board with all the Group 7 people.

It's my group.

When you go in a military uniform, do you think someone's going to dare have the audacity to ask for your ID? You know what?

Donald Trump getting TikTok banned only to then take credit for bringing it back. It's so good. Donald Trump. It's great. The Stugatz is strong in you. Just a great move. Jake Elliott, the rare missed extra point that doesn't come back to haunt you. How about that? He pulled it off.

josh allen doesn't run into an end zone he bulldozes his way into an end zone he does he never just runs it's never a glide it's always i gotta find someone i'm gonna find the contact and then i'll find the end zone he gallops he's good also game manager i do wonder i do actually wonder how it just feel how it must feel to try and tackle him in the cold he seems hard to tackle

I mean, imagine tackling Derrick Henry in the Colts. Yeah, him too. Or any time.

Dan, I thought of more names of people in sports and entertainment if they were vegetables. Oh, well, Dan Sprouts. Number five. Not Dan Fouts, Dan Sprouts. Thank you for clarifying. Novak Artichokovic. Pretty good. Number four, Squash Allen. Number three, Yam Adebayo. Pretty good. Number two, Veggie Miller. Number one, Oprah Winfrey. Here come the Capitals. It's not athlete. I said entertainment.

Oh, okay, there you go. Veggie Miller. Come on, that's good. Veggie Jackson? I mean, Mr. October. Veg. Hey, Jimmy Butler. If you put out a Michael Jordan statement and show up to a game in a Michael Jordan jersey, you can't lose by 20 points at home. And not score 20 points by himself. I think he had 18 that night. You can't do it.

Yeah. Sammy Sosa inducted to the Cubs Hall of Fame. It's about time. Is it? Slamming Sammy.

If they ever put a statue of Sammy outside Wrigleyville, the bat has to be corked. You agree, right? Yes. It should be made of cork.

Yeah.

Yeah. The Eagles drafting the entire Georgia defense. Heady play.

Deep dish pizza.

isn't food it's a commitment to feeling terrible in a couple of hours it's so good guess what if i can't inhale three slices in 10 minutes it's not pizza what it's not it's not all right we'll circle back around i'm not trying to commit to pizza i'm trying to eat something delicious and do so quickly that's what i'm trying to do dish is so good yeah top five things i like to inhale number five football

Number four, game sevens. Number three, three slices of pizza. Number two, a chicken parm. Dan, take a guess what number one is. I don't know. A heater. Watch out for the Grizz.

How could you miss it?

How about the Grizz, though, huh? Yeah. Watch out, huh?

I mean, Ja Morant should be the MVP, no? They're a different team without him. They're terrible without Ja. They're great with him. Where was I? We out of time? What am I doing?

That's a five. Dan Campbell, do it without Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn. Kayla Williams, you know what Ben Johnson means? It means you've run out of excuses. The guy who's in charge of the defense that gave up 45 points at home to the Commanders is likely going to be the next Jets head coach. I hate them. 45, Commanders, rookie. Stash this away in the Something to Ponder file.

Sorry about that, Dan.

They should trade him.

Yeah. Stash this away in the Something to Ponder file. Who is the bigger Barkley in Philadelphia? Saquon or Charles? No need to discuss now. Stashing away for a rainy day, I'm just asking.

When you get to the airport, there's nothing like going straight to your gate just to get a lay of the land. If I'm hungry, if I have to go to the bathroom, I don't do any of it. I go straight to where my plane is taking off just to see who's doing what, who's in group seven, who's in group one, you know?

Now imagine me being dressed as a Marine the entire time. It's great.

No wait at Nathan's. I mean, I tell you that.

I like that name.

Chief Spills, otherwise known as Super Bowl 59. I love yelling, let him play, when the refs throw a flag I don't agree with. Jeez, so many flags.

TikTok's ban was like sex with Rick Pitino. Over before you even knew it happened.

Ohio State do it against Michigan. How about that joke?

That one's four years old. 40% of Ryan Day's losses have come against Michigan. Yeah. Think about that. He's 70 and 10.

Fire him today. Yeah. Levitard Show. Do it on MLK Day. The L in MLK doesn't stand for lazy. Dan Levitard, starting a business and then saying, I know nothing about business. Dan, the Stugatz is strong in you. To the guy next to me on the plane who sneezed eight times and then decided it was a good time to toss on the mask. Go f*** yourself. Wow. I'm sorry, Dan. No, you're not sorry.

No, I am sorry. Come on, Ron. I'm not sorry to him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry it's wrong. You don't do that. You don't do it. Not in these days. Not in these times. You don't sneeze eight times without a mask and then put the mask on. Keep the mask on. You're sick. Brown wave. Sorry. Sorry about that, Dan. I was yelling at you.

I am sorry. Either Kellen Moore or Dan Quinn will be coaching in the Super Bowl. The Cowboys had both of them in their building. It's pretty bad, man.

Yeah. Cowboy fans, I'm upset, man. The whole sneezing thing, it got me. Because I'm not feeling good now, Dan. I'm not. Cowboy fans, welcome to hell. And while you're at it, say hello to Arp Riles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.

Deep dish is good. It's terrible. It's a commitment.

It looks different. Not everyone notices it. Give Billy some credit for noticing.

All right. Same hair, but new coffee mug. What's going on there? What happened?

Great mug. Let her finish.

Expecting Eagles tickets.

They also really love to hate their team.

They stopped the run. They run the ball.

I would choose a babysitter.