Big Jay Oakerson
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I've gone hard at female cops so much. It's so great when I meet female cops. They usually have great sense of humor about it, quite honestly, but I will film and send to sodas who I'll do it to. I watch cops still a lot, like clips of the show Cops. And there was one I watched recently that was just about, it's a female cop.
Whenever it's a female cop, I'm like, I get my phone ready in case I have to film this because it's always going to be something hilarious. And they're always in the way somehow or something. And they're trying to stop this guy. You know, he's on foot, black dude. And this lady's like, let me see your ID. Let me see your ID right now. And the guy's just slowly backing away.
Whenever it's a female cop, I'm like, I get my phone ready in case I have to film this because it's always going to be something hilarious. And they're always in the way somehow or something. And they're trying to stop this guy. You know, he's on foot, black dude. And this lady's like, let me see your ID. Let me see your ID right now. And the guy's just slowly backing away.
Whenever it's a female cop, I'm like, I get my phone ready in case I have to film this because it's always going to be something hilarious. And they're always in the way somehow or something. And they're trying to stop this guy. You know, he's on foot, black dude. And this lady's like, let me see your ID. Let me see your ID right now. And the guy's just slowly backing away.
And then he just decides to go start running. And he runs. And this girl is chasing him. This black guy is so far away from her, it's ridiculous. And then just coming, zipping right past her is a dude cop who just catches the guy and tackles him. And then it's the rest of the time it's her standing over him, breathing hard. She's like, son of a bitch got away from me. Like...
And then he just decides to go start running. And he runs. And this girl is chasing him. This black guy is so far away from her, it's ridiculous. And then just coming, zipping right past her is a dude cop who just catches the guy and tackles him. And then it's the rest of the time it's her standing over him, breathing hard. She's like, son of a bitch got away from me. Like...
And then he just decides to go start running. And he runs. And this girl is chasing him. This black guy is so far away from her, it's ridiculous. And then just coming, zipping right past her is a dude cop who just catches the guy and tackles him. And then it's the rest of the time it's her standing over him, breathing hard. She's like, son of a bitch got away from me. Like...
And it's like, lady, what are you doing? I saw one time I was waiting outside of a doctor's office in New York and I saw a guy who was naked with his hospital gown on the floor next to him. This isn't outside of a hospital, by the way, just a doctor's office. This guy left the hospital clear. He's naked, still has his bracelet on. He's flapping his dick around.
And it's like, lady, what are you doing? I saw one time I was waiting outside of a doctor's office in New York and I saw a guy who was naked with his hospital gown on the floor next to him. This isn't outside of a hospital, by the way, just a doctor's office. This guy left the hospital clear. He's naked, still has his bracelet on. He's flapping his dick around.
And it's like, lady, what are you doing? I saw one time I was waiting outside of a doctor's office in New York and I saw a guy who was naked with his hospital gown on the floor next to him. This isn't outside of a hospital, by the way, just a doctor's office. This guy left the hospital clear. He's naked, still has his bracelet on. He's flapping his dick around.
So I call the cops and I go, hey, I think there's a guy who got out of a hospital here. He's naked and he's Seems pretty unruly. He's like screaming shit. He's being kind of weird. And they go, will you stay on the phone with us and let me know when the officers get there? I go, sure. And then a big NYPD van pulls up. And two tiny little ladies get out. And I started laughing on the phone.
So I call the cops and I go, hey, I think there's a guy who got out of a hospital here. He's naked and he's Seems pretty unruly. He's like screaming shit. He's being kind of weird. And they go, will you stay on the phone with us and let me know when the officers get there? I go, sure. And then a big NYPD van pulls up. And two tiny little ladies get out. And I started laughing on the phone.
So I call the cops and I go, hey, I think there's a guy who got out of a hospital here. He's naked and he's Seems pretty unruly. He's like screaming shit. He's being kind of weird. And they go, will you stay on the phone with us and let me know when the officers get there? I go, sure. And then a big NYPD van pulls up. And two tiny little ladies get out. And I started laughing on the phone.
And I'm like, yo, I don't think these ones are going to be able to handle it. You might want to send somebody else. And they go, why? I go, because it's like two tiny ladies, miss. And I'm like, and this guy's like... Like, I'm gonna have to get involved now and I don't want to.
And I'm like, yo, I don't think these ones are going to be able to handle it. You might want to send somebody else. And they go, why? I go, because it's like two tiny ladies, miss. And I'm like, and this guy's like... Like, I'm gonna have to get involved now and I don't want to.
And I'm like, yo, I don't think these ones are going to be able to handle it. You might want to send somebody else. And they go, why? I go, because it's like two tiny ladies, miss. And I'm like, and this guy's like... Like, I'm gonna have to get involved now and I don't want to.
And then the guy stood up and he's walking towards them and the ladies are like, first of all, already touching their guns, which is like, again, not really necessarily, the guy's naked, he doesn't have a weapon, but it's just, they're so tiny. Like how many options do they have?
And then the guy stood up and he's walking towards them and the ladies are like, first of all, already touching their guns, which is like, again, not really necessarily, the guy's naked, he doesn't have a weapon, but it's just, they're so tiny. Like how many options do they have?
And then the guy stood up and he's walking towards them and the ladies are like, first of all, already touching their guns, which is like, again, not really necessarily, the guy's naked, he doesn't have a weapon, but it's just, they're so tiny. Like how many options do they have?
If he goes at them, right.