Big Jay Oakerson

The cop cuts him off. He doesn't want to hear what he says anymore. He goes, so you were able to get him on the ground? He goes, got him on the ground. And I said to him, he goes, you had him on the ground. Stop telling us your... I mean, the way this guy speaks, it's like the Bushido code states that if the weapon is drawn, it must taste blood before put away.

This is hilarious white people fighting. That's what this is. It's hilarious. And it goes nowhere.

This is hilarious white people fighting. That's what this is. It's hilarious. And it goes nowhere.

This is hilarious white people fighting. That's what this is. It's hilarious. And it goes nowhere.

But he's like, I drug him on the ground. Really, the husband drags him on the ground, technically.

But he's like, I drug him on the ground. Really, the husband drags him on the ground, technically.

But he's like, I drug him on the ground. Really, the husband drags him on the ground, technically.

But tell you something, my friend Justin Silver used to have my favorite joke about... that kind of personality though. He's like, he's like, he goes, I'm a liar. He goes, I lie about everything. And he was like, uh, I'm the guy who like, you know, gets into a situation with somebody in the street. Uh, and then I don't do anything.

But tell you something, my friend Justin Silver used to have my favorite joke about... that kind of personality though. He's like, he's like, he goes, I'm a liar. He goes, I lie about everything. And he was like, uh, I'm the guy who like, you know, gets into a situation with somebody in the street. Uh, and then I don't do anything.

But tell you something, my friend Justin Silver used to have my favorite joke about... that kind of personality though. He's like, he's like, he goes, I'm a liar. He goes, I lie about everything. And he was like, uh, I'm the guy who like, you know, gets into a situation with somebody in the street. Uh, and then I don't do anything.

And then I go home shadow box and call my friends and tell them all the things that I wish I did. Like it actually happened. And his line was, if I did all the things I told my friends I did, my name would be Indiana Bon Jovi Balboa.

And then I go home shadow box and call my friends and tell them all the things that I wish I did. Like it actually happened. And his line was, if I did all the things I told my friends I did, my name would be Indiana Bon Jovi Balboa.

And then I go home shadow box and call my friends and tell them all the things that I wish I did. Like it actually happened. And his line was, if I did all the things I told my friends I did, my name would be Indiana Bon Jovi Balboa.

That's the worst. And when it goes away, yeah.

That's the worst. And when it goes away, yeah.

That's the worst. And when it goes away, yeah.

I'll find him again one day.

I'll find him again one day.

I'll find him again one day.

I'll find that asshole. I've done dumb things, though, where it's like, I don't even know, with no real trained preparation for any of these situations, but like, I also, when I... I always had a car. And when you're younger and have a car, it's destroying you financially, usually. Like how much it costs to have a car. So it means a lot to you, no matter how shitty it is.