Big Jay Oakerson
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I'm angry.
I've got a great life.
My father lived.
I would be fucking probably living in Patterson, New Jersey still.
I'd have a shit life.
A drug dealer and a pimp.
Well, I wouldn't have my kid.
That one sperm had to hit that one egg.
I wouldn't have my son right now if my father was alive.
If anything happened differently.
Dude, it does seem fun to order a Waymo and light it on fire.
Oh, yeah.
But it's going to probably be better.
The car's going to go 200 miles an hour probably.
I also feel that way, so I feel like you just called me a young single woman.
I tried it.
I was going to rent one once, and they gave me the keys, and I was like, this is going to be fun.
And then I remembered you have to charge it.
I was like, I've got to drive to fucking Rhode Island right now.