Big Jay Oakerson

They had a map that was 150 feet wide, fucking however many feet tall, and it was 99% accurate.

Whatever year it was that they made it, it was like, I don't know how...

hundreds and hundreds of years ago, 99% accurate, drawn by hand.

Crazy.

I can't even begin to tell you how, like, I have no idea how that could possibly be done.

Well, apparently, the deeper you go, the more exotic the shit is.

But yeah, yeah, yeah the history of dragons been stifled Jay doesn't travel he won't go to other countries I'm trying to get him to do shows like in the UK just I mean they have the internet Yeah

But you gotta figure, New York to LA is a six-hour flight.

New York to Amsterdam is a seven-hour flight.

Well, it's not even that.

Dude, Amsterdam is so... When the TV blows.

When you walk through the red light district, like the places where you can buy like snacks, like they know how many... Dude, it's so funny.

They have like...

like hot dogs on like pizza buns.

It's so for like dumb Americans to be like, oh, a hot dog on a pizza bun.

You fucking just eat this terrible shit.

Chocolate tacos are great.

Choco taco.

Chocolate tacos were fucking badass.

The Ministry of Sports of the DPR Korea invites Mr. Dennis Rodman... I just realized how much influence, stylistically, you take from Dennis Rodman, Jay.