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Bill Burr

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Appearances Over Time

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Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

We were hopelessly fucking bankrupt.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And we're still, it's fucking, I just try not to think about it.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But I swear to God, if any one of us was running our lives the way these politicians are running this country, you know, we would be homeless.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

We'd be in debtor's prison.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Um,

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But anyways, they just fucking... The area that I saw, okay, some of the most beautiful old buildings I've ever seen, and then just the ugliest.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

They don't even make sense.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Like, we went to this one place for coffee, and... Oh, my God, it was a good cup of coffee, too.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Oh, that was the other day.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

We went to this place for coffee and we come out and I look at this apartment building.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

It was next to this car shop that was building all of these fucking killer cars.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Like, they had a four-door Oldsmobile over there that was almost like the Chevy Biscayne versus the fucking Impala or whatever.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Or was the Chevy... Yeah.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

It was sort of like, you know, the son wanted the dad to go out or the parents to go out and go buy, like, the 442 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme or whatever.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And instead, they bought the sensible...

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know, not as powerful, probably V8, four-door sedan.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Fucking car was gorgeous.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And it reminded me of one of my favorite cars I've ever seen is the one that Dirty Harry drives in the first one.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

He has like a midnight blue Ford custom.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You can't even find him anymore because all the hot rod guys only wanted the two-door cars.