Bill Burr
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I love being a comedian.
You know, I fucking do my shit, but it's a fucking job.
That's it.
And that's what I was watching, watching this guy.
This guy's got, like, four or five billion dollars.
Sitting at a table with lawyers across from his kids who are suing him, not talking to them.
At what point do you just go like, dude, I got enough money.
Kids, let's fix this.
Sorry, just never happened.
And you know what I blame for all of that?
I blame God.
I blame God.
He makes all of these fucking lunatics.
He makes all of them and then walks away from it.
Ah, it was the devil.
You know, I gave him freedom of choice.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have.
We got fucking electric.
We got these self-driving cars that are taking away your choice of driving or not.
By the way, I heard those Waymos is like fucking climbing into your phone or sitting in a microwave.