Bill Burr

But I do take umbrage.

Is that the right way to say it?

They have a sign on their wall.

It says, the chorus of a day always sounds flat without its quarter note.

And I immediately thought of Ron Burgundy.

I was like, that doesn't make sense.

The chorus of a day always sounds flat without its quarter note.

A quarter note is not a note per se.

It's a measure of music.

I don't know any music theory, but when you play a G chord, there's different notes.

Like G is in it.

It starts and ends with G, and then there's different notes in it that give you...

The G note, a quarter note is just like, it's just, you're just counting.

So it wouldn't make it sound flat.

And that just reeked of like corporate trying to sound like they have a soul when they're really soulless.

And then they just alligator armed the creative budget on that one.

That's like people who just have a casual knowledge, I think, of music or whatever.

Not like I have a greater knowledge, but I do know that a quarter note is just a measure.

That has nothing to do if something sounds flat.

Something would sound flat because if you were singing, you didn't quite get there.