Bill Burr

And I've seen a home game of every professional sports franchise, which I have.

However, the Oakland A's are now playing in Sacramento.

So I got to go up there and do a gig and maybe see like a day game.

So the Oakland A's, it's not going to count, I don't think, because they're still called the Oakland A's.

But they've played in Philadelphia, Kansas City, Oakland, now Sacramento, and then they're going to Vegas.

So that's one, two, three, four, five.

And that's when you start getting up there.

With like the Sacramento Kings, which were like the fucking Rochester Royals.

Something else I want to say.

And then the Kansas City Kings.

And then the Sacramento Kings.

Why do I give a shit about this stuff?

Because, I don't know.

I liked it better than school when I was growing up.

And now, because I'm going to a state and they have to scan my driver's license so I can get a fucking cup of coffee.

What kills me is I went to that same coffee shop the day before...

And the guy behind the counter recognized me and I got a Cortado and it was out of this fucking world.

I mean, it was fucking delicious.

And then I came back the next day and it was some kid,

And he was just doing, you know, it was the owner when I walked in the first time.