Bill Burr
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Podcast Appearances
Fast growing trees, man.
Did you know Fast Growing Trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over 2 million happy customers?
Did you know that?
Did you have time in your schedule to know that?
Well, that's what I'm here for, to read this copy to let you know.
They have all the plants your yard or home needs, including fruit trees, privacy trees, flowering trees, shrubs, and houseplants.
No weed, though.
No, they should just, why at this point?
It's legal.
Why can't you just plant weed in my yard?
All grown with care and guaranteed to arrive healthy.
Plus, get online.
Can you imagine if you had fruit trees in your fucking house and weed?
Right?
Bulletproof glass for the zombies.
Gun turret up top.
The fucking, you got all the sports packages.
Incredible.
Plus, you get the privacy trees.
You can see them.