Bill Burr

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You got all your fucking AR-15s and all of that?

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I mean, dude, if you can grow them in your house, you must be able to grow them inside that shipping container you buried in the back of your yard.

That would be fantastic.

Get a kegerator.

You're making guacamole.

Everybody else is eating each other with the fucking zombies and the robots.

And you're just sitting in the ground.

Just waiting for that asteroid to hit.

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